Tabloid Declares THE END of Brangelina!
1/14/2010 01:00:00 AM
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They say truth is stranger than fiction. This old adage may be true in certain instances, but definitely not if you get your news from supermarket tabloid Star.
For Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the magazine boldly declares, there is simply no more faking it. The end has arrived. It is over. Done with. Thing of the past.
Until next week when Star reunites them, most likely.
For now, though, there are secret lovers (Angelina cheating), private eyes (keeping tabs on Jennifer Aniston, who makes Angie fly into a jealous rage), etc.
It's a sad state of affairs, but you knew it was coming every other week eventually. Hopefully Brad's exit plan took the revenge pregnancy into account.
On Zahara's birthday, Brad? Couldn't even wait until the next day for your weekly breakup with Angelina? That's just wrong, dude. Even more so than the goatee.
For Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the magazine boldly declares, there is simply no more faking it. The end has arrived. It is over. Done with. Thing of the past.
Until next week when Star reunites them, most likely.
For now, though, there are secret lovers (Angelina cheating), private eyes (keeping tabs on Jennifer Aniston, who makes Angie fly into a jealous rage), etc.
It's a sad state of affairs, but you knew it was coming every other week eventually. Hopefully Brad's exit plan took the revenge pregnancy into account.
On Zahara's birthday, Brad? Couldn't even wait until the next day for your weekly breakup with Angelina? That's just wrong, dude. Even more so than the goatee.
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