John Mayer Swears Off Women (You Know, Until Next Week)
9/13/2010 07:54:00 PM
kenmouse
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Serial womanizer and world-class douchebag John Mayer has reportedly decided to take a hiatus from his favortie pasttime — bedding blondes, brunettes, and all other (White) women with a pulse — following the fallout from his controversial interview with Playboy earlier this year.
Mayer, 32, has bedpost notches attributable to actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but is choosing to lie low after putting his foot in it by blabbing about Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson’s lady parts and making a number of racist (and generally douchey) remarks in a March interview with the men’s mag.
Tattling tipsters tell Us Magazine that the public outcry over the article, mixed with poor sales of his album, have convinced the singer to step out of the limelight for a while.
“He’s been lying low. His CD wasn’t huge, and that Playboy interview took him down a few pegs,” the insider said.
Well, it’s not likely anyone with the IQ of a field mouse would actually want to date him anyway. No great loss, Ladies!
Mayer, 32, has bedpost notches attributable to actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but is choosing to lie low after putting his foot in it by blabbing about Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson’s lady parts and making a number of racist (and generally douchey) remarks in a March interview with the men’s mag.
Tattling tipsters tell Us Magazine that the public outcry over the article, mixed with poor sales of his album, have convinced the singer to step out of the limelight for a while.
“He’s been lying low. His CD wasn’t huge, and that Playboy interview took him down a few pegs,” the insider said.
Well, it’s not likely anyone with the IQ of a field mouse would actually want to date him anyway. No great loss, Ladies!
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