Jerry Lewis Unplugged: 'I Would Smack Lindsay Lohan in the Mouth'

Jerry Lewis has logged over 60 years in showbiz and has seen it all, but what really gets his goat are the current crop of young and troubled celebutantes who seemingly take their charmed lives for granted. Enemy No. 1: Lindsay Lohan, a name that set Lewis off during a no-holds-barred rant on 'Inside Edition' this week.

"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her," he offered the interviewer when asked what he'd do if he saw Lohan. "I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!"

He continued, "I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' ... WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that's it."

Perhaps aware he'd just said on television that he'd like to smack and spank a 24-year-old woman, the comedy legend turned more grandfatherly in his tone.

"She doesn't have the right to do to herself what she's doing," he said of Lohan, who just did some time in jail and rehab. "She's not hurting my business. What she's doing is hurting herself, and that hurts me. It hurts me for her."

The curiously in-the-know actor, 84, said stars like Lohan and Paris Hilton are "begging for help."

"What they're saying is, 'I'm f*****d up, can you please help me!"

On Britney Spears, Lewis actually seemed aware that the singer has made improvements in her life, saying, "Britney did it for three years before somebody walked in and helped her!"

Lewis, who is gearing up for this weekend's 'Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon,' returned to a more harsh tone when discussing young celebrities who don't give "anything in return" for their fame.

"I think they need a f*****g spanking! And a reprimand!" he said. "It has nothing to do with [money and fame], it has to do that they have the intelligence of a box of rocks. A bag of snails will give you better answers than those people. I think a great deal of it is ignorance and crying for something other than love."

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